Day Time TV Drama-I've been had Y'all

I am a mother. Congratulations to me.
I am stuck at home and and have become a victim of daytime television! My son isn't much of a conversationalist... yet. We are reading the Dark Tower series and he is inadvertantly helping me with a social experiment for my cultural anthropology class.
Mother hood has taken its toll on me already. I said from the very beginning that I was not built for pregnancy. I didn't lie. Infections took their toll after the c-section and I am STILL taking the fucking antibiotics. Gross. One of them makes my mouth taste like pennies. That makes me not want to eat. So the only good thing coming from this is that I am quickly shrinking down to my old size. Though I would not recommend this as an alternative to a healthy diet... but it's one quick way to shed those extra pounds.
Let's see... what else. Oh yes. I can't have sex. I can't imagine why I would want to now that I know what comes as a result from those "unions" but god do I want to get laid. It's almost too much to bear. Honestly. You know how people tell you " You never know what you have until it's gone..."
Well, I have to make it to six weeks and I have to be able to give a clean blood test before I can engage in any kind of sexual activity. Isn't that insane? It will never end. Never never never.